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Warning: Clear Care Contact Solution Will Sear Your Eyeballs

Are you interested in protecting and preserving your ability to see things? Is adequate vision a priority for you and your future goals? Perhaps you’ve recently decided that looking at things with normally functioning eyeballs is a gift you’d rather not jeopardize.

Then you, my friend, should never purchase Clear Care products.

(Note: Updated with practical tips for fellow Clear Care solution sufferers.)

Posted on August 13, 2009

Lost: The Outsider’s Investigative Report

Like most of you out there in this god-forsaken world, I too have seen many of today’s sharpest minds held captive by the unending story arc of Lost, ABC’s nearly six-year-old tale of plane-wrecked survivors living on (escaping from?) some haunted isle in the middle of a nameless sea. As you might have gathered from [...]

Posted on February 1, 2010

The Outsider’s Guide to Lost’s Last Season: Episode One

Breaking bread and drinking from Lost’s cup. I’m two hours into Lost’s final season and I already feel as though I’m trifling with a world of which I know too little. I have stumbled upon an ancient book of spells in the forgotten wing of the library and conjured the road to hell with a [...]

Posted on February 3, 2010